The voyage home

Hello friends,

Well, I'm, back in Britainland after a solid 6 months of wandering aimlessly around Americatown with less agenda than a housebound onion who' lost his Filofax and am feeling quite weird due to the combination of oddly familiar surroundings and a fancy jet lag that makes me feel across between drunk and insane.

Being back among my old things (and by that I mean anything that didn't fit into my backpack over the last 6 months - dressing gown, pictures of my family, torture weapons, collection of found body parts, you know the sort of thing) has given me a sense of nostalgia for my own life, which is pretty weird in itself, but also a feeling that the last 6 months didn't happen at all, that it was just some kind of insane dream brought about by standing on my head too long or being hit with a bit of wood.

So to try to keep in the spirit of moving ever onwards and upwards, I have decided to create this blog so that all my thoughts can be evacuated all over the interwebiverse like a giant electronic turd which will help me organise how to think going forwards, provide an outlet for my brain hurtingly exciting thoughts and not have to mess about send emails out once a week for a change.

Over the next few installments I'll be reproducing the mails that I sent out during my trip to America so that anyone who didn't read them can catch up and to give me chance to get my bearings round this whole Blogificationathon mishmash.

Please join, tell others, tell your mother, tell your gran. I love your gran.

Loveyoubye xx